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You too can now know the feeling of magic fingers, as you fade off into blissful slumber. Cheaper than a girlfriend, and that along with a vibrator, a hand held shower massage, and an extensive library of erotica, and possibly a little porn, and plenty to drink...and you won't even notice she's gone. Unless she made your coffee in the morning.