This is not the kind of blow up doll I meant!
She won't nag at you, argue with you, or make you late.
She doesn't mind if you put on a little weight.
She never borrows your clothes, or locks herself out of the house.
She never has a headache or a visit from Aunt Flo.
She doesn't get angry with you for reasons unknown.
When you want to take a vacation, no need to clear it or coordinate it.
She fits neatly into your suitcase. Just deflate her and go.
She won't try to change the radio station in the car, or fight you for the remote.
You don't have to spend holidays with her family.
You are free to spend all of your holidays with YOUR family.
Since you never fight, there's never any make-up sex.
You can't extend your wardrobe by borrowing something of hers.
Dropping the car off for service is major hastle.
Sex is too predictable, and she can't call out your name.
Her income potential is seriously limited.
She always agrees with you and thinks your incredibly funny, which becomes boring after about a month.
She may have a beautiful smile, but you'll never know, because she always has that "surprised" look on her face.