A is for your age: Much older than anyone I would want to date.
B is for your burger of choice: Boca, with soy bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato and mayo on a whole wheat bun, while driving a Prius with a Free Tibet bumper sticker, and 2.5 dogs in the back.
C is for the car that you drive: Is it raining?
D is for dog’s name: Winnie and Bunny
E is for an essential item you use each day: Staircase
F is for your favorite television show: Dexter
G is for favorite game: "Who's your daddy?"
H is for hometown: Wherever magicians come from, shhhh.
I is for instruments played: kazoo, feeldoe (girlfriend made me add that)
J is for favorite juice: kumquat, but only half a glass, the first half!
K is for what you’d like to kick: A Hobbit.
L is for last restaurant you dined at: The Fu King Chinese Restaurant
M is for your favorite Muppet: Miss Piggy for her calm demeanor.
N is for number of piercings you have: 3
O is for overnight hospital stays: That's not what O is for around here!
P is for people you were with today: The "Pocket Lesbians" among others!
Q is for what you do in quiet times: Make noise.
R is for regrets: Tattoo of a name...I'm lying, but if I had, I'd regret it!
S is for status: Magical, and busy
T is for time you woke up today: Just in time to start my day.
U is for what you consider unique: My sweetie with all of her colors
V is for favorite vegetable: Chocolate Sauce
W is for your worst habit: Attempting Memes after drinking all afternoon.
X is for x-rays you have had: Vision, I can see your underwear.
Y is for yummy food you ate today: Asparagus Risotto
Z is for zodiac sign: The Ram
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